The CarnEvil of Terror!

Hello, my dear ghosts, goblins and ghouls,

Candy Queen here! Are you tired of the same hum-drum, low-budget, so-called haunted houses year after year? Do you want to feel thrilled, excited, even terrified? Then allow me to introduce the CarnEvil of Terror: an experience so authentic and frightening, our superheroine ahem participants didn't even sign a waiver! Some of our most spook-tacular highlights include:

1) Mirror Mirror -- a haunted lighthouse where the mirrors within reveal one's deepest, darkest desires, pulling you in, and may refuse to let you go! Good thing Eclipse doesn't have any deep, dark desires... oh wait...

2) Abracadabra -- a splendiferous magic show starring yours truly. I've got oodles of perfectly innocent, non-kinky, vanilla stage props I can't wait to use on a live audience participant. But where in the world will I find someone dumb enough to... what's this? A certain blonde "super"heroine in blue and white wishes to volunteer? Scrumdiddlyumptious!

3) Must Be This Tall to Ride -- at the CarnEvil of Terror, our rides are more... shall we say, interactive. Our technicians tried to warn me, saying things like "hyper aggressive," "super grabby" and "possibly radioactive." But who needs science when you've got a superheroine like Nightfall ready to take this ride for a live demonstration?

4) Bonus images and more devious fun!

My CarnEvil of Terror contains 90+ images of superheroine peril, including (but certainly not limited to): kinky magic tricks, evil twins, possessed carnival rides, kos, gags, humiliation and so much more.

All this for only $5. Thank you all for your support, and Happy Halloween!